Every screenshot of the assistant sitting on somebody's red portfolio is a meme that somebody else makes, for free. There is no growth plan under this. There is a button.
It looks at the price already on your screen and works out whether the chart dropped fast, bled slowly, made a new low, or did absolutely nothing for twenty minutes. That last one has its own lines.
78 lines written by a person, not generated per session. A director decides whether anything is worth saying and refuses to repeat itself. Close it twice and it gets quieter on its own, permanently.
Press the shortcut and it photographs itself sitting on your chart. Save the picture, or send it straight to the composer with the line already written for you.
Anything this close to somebody's money should be boring on purpose. Run the checks yourself.
Works on DEX Screener, Birdeye, pump.fun, Axiom and Photon. The store listings are in review. Until they land, the build below loads in half a minute.
A plain token on Solana. No mechanic, no utility claim, no roadmap. The extension is the product and the token is a token.
Unzip the download.
Open chrome://extensions and switch on developer mode.
Choose Load unpacked and pick the folder.
Open any supported chart. It introduces itself after a few seconds.
On Firefox use about:debugging, This Firefox, Load temporary add-on, then pick the manifest.